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The Custard Maiden

The long-awaited return of Lady Jasmine of Saturation Hall!

• Lady Jasmine
• Peach satin layerd ballgown
• Green wellington boots

• Maiden
• Purple floor-length satin-and-velvet ballgown
• Black wellington boots

Lady Jasmine has returned to the isles of Albion at last after an extended expedition to darkest Peru. It was supposed to be a hunting trip, her ladyship thought to bag herself a brace of the giant killer badger-penguins which have been so plaguing some of the upper reaches of that mighty forest, their heads to become trophies in the recently refurbished great hall of her beautiful manorhouse. However fate had other ideas, and her trip turned into something of an adventure, during which she found herself doing battle with terrorists, protecting villagers from the depradations of drug-dealing criminals, exploring ancient ruins, unearthing long-hidden treasure, captaining a pirate ship and single handedly exterminating an entire drugs cartel. She did also manage to exterminate a large number of badger-penguins, but sadly the final explosion, which levelled everything within a half mile radius, left the remains in no fit state to grace a lady's hall.

At some point in this wild adventure, she also rescued a strange tribal slave-girl, who then elected to stay with Lady Jasmine and return to the UK with her. Fortunately her ladyship still has connections at what used to be known as the Foreign and Colonial office in Whitehall to smooth out any immigration issues. Known only as "Maiden", this young woman is utterly devoted to Lady Jasmine, and discovered quite by chance that she's also devoted to the art of gunge. Which is probably just as well.

For Maiden's first proper UK gunging (not counting the swamp-swimming they both did in Latin America, or the uniformed mud-baths on the steamer home), Jasmine has outfited both herself and Maiden with beautiful ball gowns, Jasmine herself in layered pale peach, Maiden in rich decadent deep purple satin and velvet. Jasmine's outfit will be treated to lots and lots of thick black treacle both over and inside her costume, while Maiden is introduced to the joy of custard.