The Custard Maiden
The long-awaited return of Lady Jasmine of Saturation Hall!
- Lady Jasmine
- Peach satin layerd ballgown
- Green wellington boots
- Maiden
- Purple floor-length satin-and-velvet ballgown
- Black wellington boots
Lady Jasmine has returned to the isles of Albion at last after an
extended expedition to darkest Peru. It was supposed to be a hunting
trip, her ladyship thought to bag herself a brace of the giant killer
badger-penguins which have been so plaguing some of the upper reaches
of that mighty forest, their heads to become trophies in the recently
refurbished great hall of her beautiful manorhouse. However fate had
other ideas, and her trip turned into something of an adventure, during
which she found herself doing battle with terrorists, protecting villagers
from the depradations of drug-dealing criminals, exploring ancient ruins,
unearthing long-hidden treasure, captaining a pirate ship and single
handedly exterminating an entire drugs cartel. She did also manage to
exterminate a large number of badger-penguins, but sadly the final explosion,
which levelled everything within a half mile radius, left the remains in
no fit state to grace a lady's hall.
At some point in this wild adventure, she also rescued a strange tribal
slave-girl, who then elected to stay with Lady Jasmine and return to the
UK with her. Fortunately her ladyship still has connections at what used
to be known as the Foreign and Colonial office in Whitehall to smooth out
any immigration issues. Known only as "Maiden", this young woman is utterly
devoted to Lady Jasmine, and discovered quite by chance that she's also
devoted to the art of gunge. Which is probably just as well.
For Maiden's first proper UK gunging (not counting the swamp-swimming
they both did in Latin America, or the uniformed mud-baths on the steamer
home), Jasmine has outfited both herself and Maiden with beautiful ball
gowns, Jasmine herself in layered pale peach, Maiden in rich decadent
deep purple satin and velvet. Jasmine's outfit will be treated to lots
and lots of thick black treacle both over and inside her costume, while
Maiden is introduced to the joy of custard.
Lady Jasmine Succumbs
The long-awaited return of Lady Jasmine of Saturation Hall, Part 2
- Lady Jasmine
- Peach satin layerd ballgown
- Green wellington boots
- Maiden
- Purple floor-length satin-and-velvet ballgown
- Black wellington boots
Having thoroughly coated the front of Maiden's beautiful dress in
custard inside and out, Lady Jasmine now takes her place in the gunge-seat,
and watches while Maiden gradually drenches Jasmine's own lovely peach satin
outfit in can after can of thick, black, all-enveloping treacle...
The Floorshow
The long-awaited return of Lady Jasmine of Saturation Hall, Part 3
- Lady Jasmine
- Peach satin layerd ballgown
- Green wellington boots
- Maiden
- Purple floor-length satin-and-velvet ballgown
- Black wellington boots
Once Lady Jasmine's peach dress is reduced to a black sticky mess front
and back, it's Maiden's turn for more gunging, the still-clean back of her
dress drenched in a tide of custard. Then, dispensing with the chair,
both ladies take to the floor for a series of sloppy hugs and carresses as
they ensure every last stitch of their once-beautiful dresses are utterly
drenched in mixed gunge.
Once their clothes are totally saturated, they massage thick gunge into
each other's hair and finaly relax in the goo, exhausted but happy to be
home.
Welcome Home Lady Jasmine!
