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We don't get that many visitors in these parts, Langstonedale is not the easiest of places to find and the old hall at its heart even less so, but on one memorable occasion in the dying days of 2015, one notable wanderer from those United States made the perilous carriage trip across the Winter moors, and presented herself at Lady Jasmine's gates, ever so politely asking if she could experience some of our legendary ways of mess.
Needless to say we couldn't resist an offer like that, and she was promptly invited in, given lodgings in one of the guest rooms, and told to have fun exploring the house and grounds. We did not immedieately show her to the dungeon, as we knew the house itself would see that she found the gunge-chambers soon enough.
The following morning, bright and early, Maria decided to go for a run round the gardens. Being a bit cheeky, she didn't bother with any underwear, instead pulling on her capri length purple running trousers and matching sports bra top straight over bare skin. She added a pair of plimsolls, without socks, and set off through the quiet of the early morning hallways to find the front door and go out for her run.
Of course this is a very ancient house, over six hundred years of history stands here, and it grew and evolved over time as various lords and ladies of the estate added new chambers and corridors and stairways according to their needs or the fashions of the day. And then in the 1890s Lady Jasmine's great grandfather, the Seventh Earl of Langstonedale, and his wife, comprehensively remodeled the entire house in a glorious Jacobethan style, with beautiful dark wood paneling and leaded windows everywhere, but retaining the underlying slowly-evolved layout, and adding some new features, passageways, and idosyncracies of their own. The result is a truly fantastic home for the household, but a building that very few people trulk know all the secrets of. So needless to say, Maria took a wrong turning, missed the great stair, instead taking the western staircase, and ended up finding herself in the dungeon. Where Rosemary the Head Groom was, for reasons entirely unknown to science, in the process of making up some pies.
Needless to say MyPieRogative could not just pass up on the chance for some pie, so she asked if she could sample some. "Sure!", said Rosemary, but before anyone can try Langstonedale pie, they must first be initiated, and then prove themselves. "Are you OK with that?", she asked? "Ok", our American visitor replied, guessing correctly that whatever came next would be rather messy.
First came the initiation. A full can of custard poured into the front of Maria's running trousers, slightly off centre so most of it went down her right leg, wetting and soaking through the fabric, and then a second full can, poured straigh in dead centre at down the back of her trousers, a visible wetting and staining showing through the tight material as the custard flowed down between her cheeks, collected betwen her legs, and flowed evenly down each inside leg.
Then came the proving, as Rosemary, very smartly dressed in brand new white jodhpurs, white polo shirt, and black Dunlop wellies, tells Maria to thoroughly gunge her, to demonstrate her knowledge and skill.
Maria proceeds to fill Rosemary's pristine white jodhpurs with tomato soup, thoroughly cover and fill the collar of Rosemary's gleaming white polo-shirt with custard, then fill her shirt with more tomato soup, and generally completely destroy her once-white clothes with lavish amounts of mixed gunge. Once she is finished, Rosemary surveys her mess-drenched clothes, pronounces herself satisfied with Maria's skills, and invites her to take a seat and enjoy some pie.
An all-out gunge frenzy follows, with pies to faces, bottoms, chests, and heads, more clothes filling, a complete messy shampoo for both girls, ending in both of them monumentally messed up from head to toe, drenched in mess, and posing for the camera, messy bottoms pressed together.
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